Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, “Slim, I’m 73 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim says, “Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really? Like a baby?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just shit my pants.”