3
comentarii
Categorie:
fun stuff,
very nice... i like it
De la producatorii Budai beer, va prezentam tzuica Apolod'or
No Comment
Categorie:
bancuri
De ce nu calci cu masina un tigan pe bicicleta?
- S-ar putea sa fie bicicleta ta...
Puiul de tigan isi intreaba mama:
- Mama, coacaza are picioare?
- N-are fiule.
- La naiba, iar am mancat o buburuza!
dimineata,soldatii ies la raport. Unul era julit pe nas, asa ca ofiterul il intreaba:
- Soldat, ce-ai patit la nas?
- Permiteti sa raportez, m-am muscat, sa traiti.
- Mai, nu ma pacalesti tu pe mine-nasul e mai sus decit gura.
- Da, sa traiti, dar m-am suit pe scaun.
La spitalul 9 inspectie...
Inspectorul intreaba: ce mananca nebunii??? Doctorul ii raspunde: broaste.
Inspectorul: si nu le e' scharba!?
Doctorul: nu ca le mananca cu clanta cu tot.
Un betiv isi suna nevasta si-i spune:
- Draga mea, am o sedinta, raman sa dorm la ea!
- S-ar putea sa fie bicicleta ta...
Puiul de tigan isi intreaba mama:
- Mama, coacaza are picioare?
- N-are fiule.
- La naiba, iar am mancat o buburuza!
dimineata,soldatii ies la raport. Unul era julit pe nas, asa ca ofiterul il intreaba:
- Soldat, ce-ai patit la nas?
- Permiteti sa raportez, m-am muscat, sa traiti.
- Mai, nu ma pacalesti tu pe mine-nasul e mai sus decit gura.
- Da, sa traiti, dar m-am suit pe scaun.
La spitalul 9 inspectie...
Inspectorul intreaba: ce mananca nebunii??? Doctorul ii raspunde: broaste.
Inspectorul: si nu le e' scharba!?
Doctorul: nu ca le mananca cu clanta cu tot.
Un betiv isi suna nevasta si-i spune:
- Draga mea, am o sedinta, raman sa dorm la ea!
No Comment
Categorie:
melodia zilei
Darren Hayes - Unlovable
Are my lips unkissable?
Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Am I unlovable?
Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, used
If I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I would
My time, my love, my effort, passion, dedication
In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you
If I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated, it's the truth
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few
Stages of acceptance that it's really over
It's just so complicated and I'm stupid for believing in you
You make me feel like my father never loved me
You make me feel like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
I had your back, I held you up, I told you you were good enough
It was not reciprocated, you kept affection and yourself apart
You fed your love to me like crumbs to pigeons in the park
Sometimes I think you're satisfied to see me begging like a dog
I wasn't armoured, you were king, I gave my everything
Because sometimes you showed me just a hint of you and then
For just a moment I romanticised the notion
I can take away the torment, I can love you like they never did
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?
Are my lips unkissable?
Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my sex undoable?
Am I unlovable?
Are my words unlistenable?
Are my hands untouchable?
Am I undesirable?
Am I unlovable?
You make me feel like my father never loved me
You make me feel like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Am I unlovable?
Cynical, jaded, faithless, disappointed, disillusioned, used
If I could take back all my sweat, my tears, my sex, my joy I would
My time, my love, my effort, passion, dedication
In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you
If I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated, it's the truth
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few
Stages of acceptance that it's really over
It's just so complicated and I'm stupid for believing in you
You make me feel like my father never loved me
You make me feel like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
I had your back, I held you up, I told you you were good enough
It was not reciprocated, you kept affection and yourself apart
You fed your love to me like crumbs to pigeons in the park
Sometimes I think you're satisfied to see me begging like a dog
I wasn't armoured, you were king, I gave my everything
Because sometimes you showed me just a hint of you and then
For just a moment I romanticised the notion
I can take away the torment, I can love you like they never did
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?
Are my lips unkissable?
Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my sex undoable?
Am I unlovable?
Are my words unlistenable?
Are my hands untouchable?
Am I undesirable?
Am I unlovable?
You make me feel like my father never loved me
You make me feel like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like the act of love is empty (I felt so empty)
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
You make me feel like my father never loved me (you never loved me)
You make me feel like my mother, she abandoned me (you abandoned me)
Abonați-vă la:
Postări (Atom)