The end is... tomorow

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Presupun ca ati aflat si voi ca maine o sa murim nu? Cum nu? N-ai vazut la TV ce zic aia despre acceleratorul de particule?? Da... cica maine o sa porneasca, niste oameni de stiinta, cel mai mare accelerator de particule din lume, care e posibil sa dea nastere unei gauri negre care sa ne inghita pe toti... . Cel putin asa sustin unii oameni de stiinta, care au incercat sa opreasca pornirea acceleratorului, pentru a nu pune in pericol omenirea. Cei care realizeaza experimentul spun ca nu avem de ce sa ne facem griji, pentru ca, asa-zisele gauri negre or sa fie microscopice si or sa dispara aproape instant, inainte de a provoca un nou "BIG-BANG" ...

So... tu cum o sa-ti petreci sfarsitul lumii?



Maxima zilei

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“Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects”


Roger Zelazny

Bancul zilei

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Un tip moare si ajunge in iad.
Dupa cateva ore de stat de-oparte bombanind si injurand, un dracusor se aproprie de el si il intreaba de ce e trist si suparat.
Tipul raspunde: " Pai de ce as fi fericit? Sunt in iad!"
Dracusorul il contrazice: "Pai sa sti ca nu-i asa de
rau aici... tie iti place sa bei?"
Tipul: "Bine'nteles!"
Dracusorul: "Atunci lunea te vei distra de minune... avem open bar... tequila, gin, rom, vodka, bere la discretie si nu iti va face rau ca doar esti deja mort...!"
Tipul: "Ce misto!"
Dracusorul: "Fumezi?"
Tipul: "Da!"
Dracusorul: "Atunci martea o sa-ti placa mult... Tigari din toata lumea, tutun exotic, narghile, pipe si tigari de nu se mai termina si nu o sa-ti faca nici un rau ca doar esti deja mort!"
Tipul: "Bineeeeeeee!"
Dracvusorul: "Iti plac drogurile?"
Tipul: "Bine'nteles, altfel nu as fi ajuns aici...!"
Dracusorul: "Perfect miercurea avem party drog, ecstasy, iarba,
hashish, heroina, ciuperci halucinogene, tot ce vrei si ce nu vrei, de
calitate nemaintalnita, si sigur fara riscul de a muri de overdoza..hihihihihi!"
Tipul: "Wow...!"
Dracusorul: "Esti gay?"
Tipul. "Nu!"
Dracusorul: "Pacat, atunci cred ca joia nu o sa te distrezi prea tare!"

Presto

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In th end

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Linkin Park - In The End

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me (in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I

Chorus

I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know (2x) Chorus

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