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Fericirea e o bancnota mare. Unii o primesc si uita sa mai dea restul.
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Ion si Vasile se plimbau prin Bucuresti. La un moment dat se apropie o coloana oficiala, incetineste si din limuzina scoate capul pe fereasta premierul si zice:
- Ce mai faci Vasile?
Ion, mirat, nu zice nimic. Scena se repeta putin mai tarziu cu presedintele. Ion, exasperat, intreaba:
- Da’ de unde te cunosc pe tine presedintele si premierul?!
- Pe mine ma cunoste toata lumea, spune Vasile!
-Asta chiar nu pot sa cred, zice Ion.
-Daca vrei, te duc sa l cunosti pe Bush.
Merg ei la Casa Alba, ii primeste Bush, servesc un paharel. Ion, socat, il intreaba pe Vasile:
-Il stii si pe Papa?!
Vasile ii spune ca da si zboara la Vatican. Grazile de corp il intreaba familiar pe Vasile ce mai face, Ion fiind tot mai socat.Vasile ii explica ca nu poate sa l ia si pe el la Papa, dar ca o sa iasa pe balcon si se vor imbratisa. Lucru care, dealtfel, se si intampla. Ion, in multime, lesina. Vasile il vede, alearga la el si il intreaba:
-Ma Ioane, chiar nu ti veni sa crezi ca ma stie si Papa?!
-Vasile, nu asta a fost problema; am auzit pe unul din multime ca a intrebat “Cine e ala pe care il imbratiseaza Vasile?
- Ce mai faci Vasile?
Ion, mirat, nu zice nimic. Scena se repeta putin mai tarziu cu presedintele. Ion, exasperat, intreaba:
- Da’ de unde te cunosc pe tine presedintele si premierul?!
- Pe mine ma cunoste toata lumea, spune Vasile!
-Asta chiar nu pot sa cred, zice Ion.
-Daca vrei, te duc sa l cunosti pe Bush.
Merg ei la Casa Alba, ii primeste Bush, servesc un paharel. Ion, socat, il intreaba pe Vasile:
-Il stii si pe Papa?!
Vasile ii spune ca da si zboara la Vatican. Grazile de corp il intreaba familiar pe Vasile ce mai face, Ion fiind tot mai socat.Vasile ii explica ca nu poate sa l ia si pe el la Papa, dar ca o sa iasa pe balcon si se vor imbratisa. Lucru care, dealtfel, se si intampla. Ion, in multime, lesina. Vasile il vede, alearga la el si il intreaba:
-Ma Ioane, chiar nu ti veni sa crezi ca ma stie si Papa?!
-Vasile, nu asta a fost problema; am auzit pe unul din multime ca a intrebat “Cine e ala pe care il imbratiseaza Vasile?
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Coldplay - The Scientist
Come up to meet ya, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need ya
And tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets, and nurse me your questions
Oh lets go back to the start
Running in circles, coming in tails
Heads on a science apart
Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start
I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
And tell me you love me, come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing tails
Coming back as we are
Nobody said it was easy
Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I'm goïng back to the start
Ooooohhhhhhh [4x]
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need ya
And tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets, and nurse me your questions
Oh lets go back to the start
Running in circles, coming in tails
Heads on a science apart
Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start
I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
And tell me you love me, come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing tails
Coming back as we are
Nobody said it was easy
Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I'm goïng back to the start
Ooooohhhhhhh [4x]
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