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Asculti Stevie Wonder
(E prima ta zi la noul loc de munca si totul este minunat)

Dupa 3 luni…

Asculti muzica HOUSE
(pentru ca esti atât de aglomerat ca nu stii sigur daca vii sau pleci)

Dupa 6 luni….

Asculti Heavy Metal
(ziua ta de lucru începe la 08.00 si se încheie la 20.00)

Dupa 9 luni…

Asculti Hip Hop
(Te-ai ingrasat din cauza stresului, iar acum suferi de constipatie)

Dupa 1 an…

Asculti GANGSTA RAP
(Ochii încep sa ti se zbata in cap si sa se roteasca aiurea, ai uitat ce este un “o zi buna” te simti de parca ai cadea din pat si traiesti doar prin cofeina!!)

In fine, dupa al doilea an…

Asculti Tehno
si ai devenit un pic … chiar bine… bine de tot … nebuuuun!


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In clasa intaia, la sfarsitul primei ore de aritmetica, invatatoarea le da ca tema copiilor sa invete sa numere pana la 10 in ordine crescatoare si descrescatoare.
Vine ora urmatoare si invatatoarea incepe sa-i ia la verificat:
-Zi-i tu, Ionescule!Ai invatat? Sa te-auzim...
-Ionescu:1...2...3...5...6...8...
-Invatatoarea:Stai jos, mai aprofundeaza!
-Popescule, tu stii?
-Popescu:1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!
-Bravo!Si-n ordine descrescatoare?
-10...9...8...7...5...5...
-Te rog sa-nveti sa numeri si-n ordinne descrescatoare!Acum, stai jos.
In ultima banca, Bula se dadea de ceasu' mortii sa raspunda:'Eu, doamna invatatoare ,eu!'
-Hai,mai Bula, spune!
-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
-Invers stii?
-10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0,Pewla!
-Nerusinatule, iesi afara din clasa! Cum poti sa spui asemenea porcarii?
-Doamna invatatoare, asa se numara, dumneavoastra n-aveti decat un prapadit de liceu pedagogic , iar eu am invatat sa numar de la tatal meu care e inginer...
-Da' unde lucreaza tac-tu ,Bula?
-La 'Centrul de lansari spatiale Bucuresti'...

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sau pe romaneste... dragostea din tei :))


T.I ft Rihanna - Live your Life

(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.

So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)

(T.I):
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away.
Amazing they ungreat for after all the games I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you can't get paid today.
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day.
Consider them my protégé, how much I think they should pay.
Instead of being gracious, they violated and made you wait.
I never been a hater still I love them, yeah I graze the way.
Some say they so yay and no they couldn't even work on Labor day.
It aint that they black or white, their hands of area in shades of grey.
I'm West side anyway, even if I left the day it fades away.
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid.
I'll go back to the hood and all you ever did was hate away.
I pray for patience but they make me want to face away.
Like I once made them scream, now I could make them plead their case away.
Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break.
If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away.

(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.

So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life.

(T.I.):
I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever had problems, they reckonsile they just holla 'til.
If that don't work and just fails, then turn around and follow 'til.
I got love for the game but ay I'm not in love with all of it.
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy.
The hootin' and the hollerin', back and forth with the argueing.
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in.
Seems as though you lost sight of whats important with the positive.
And checks until your bank account, and you're about poverted.
Your values is a disarrayed, prioritized are horribly.
Unhappy with the riches cause you pis-pone morraly.
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we might be full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?

(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, and fancy cars, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
You got no time for no inters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)

So lïve your lïfe.

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