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"Daca iti doresti fructul, trebuie sa te urci in copac." Thomas Fuller
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In padurea cu alune, aveau casa trei pitici. Vine pupaza si spune: - Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica îsi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsulând filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice înspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice înspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista. ... Pupaza a fost ucisa cu bestialitate de cei trei pitici.
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O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.
El: - Cat costa?
Ea: - 50 Euro.
O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta... a treia noapte la fel... In a patra noapte... fata se uita la el si il intreaba:
- Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti? ca parca te cunosc
El: - Din Romania.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?
El: - Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!
El: - Coincidenta s-o crezi tu... Mi-a dat tactu' 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!
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O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.
El: - Cat costa?
Ea: - 50 Euro.
O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta... a treia noapte la fel... In a patra noapte... fata se uita la el si il intreaba:
- Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti? ca parca te cunosc
El: - Din Romania.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?
El: - Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!
El: - Coincidenta s-o crezi tu... Mi-a dat tactu' 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!
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Robbie Williams - Strong
My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the païn
You don't have to take the blame
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the païn
You don't have to take the blame
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