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Categorie:
bancuri
Erau odata Mihnea si Mihai:
- Bai Mihnea, fii atent ce am visat aseara!!
- Ce, ma?
- Se facea ca nu ma lasa nevasta sa dorm.
- De ce?
- Vroia sa ma duc sa-i cumpar marar ca-i trebuie la 6 dimineata sa faca ciorba. Ma duc in piata, nu aveau marar. Ma duc la supermarket si le zic:
- Doamna, aveti marar???
- Nu.
- Nici macar o legatura???
- Nimic.
Ma duc la gara, ma sui in tren sa merg la Iasi la mama sa-i iau marar lu’ nebuna ca la 6 face ciorba.
Mama care are sera si se pricepe la marar imi zice:
- Bai Mihai, nu mai e marar in tara ! Nu mai exista ! Doar in Olanda mai e!
Ce sa fac, ce sa fac ? ce sa fac? era ora 4… ma duc la aeroport si ma sui la avion sa merg in olanda ca aia ma omoara daca nu face ciorba din cauza mea. Si dup-aia ma trezesc.
- Bah si eu am visat ceva interesant: ma trezesc in toiul noptii singur in pat. Eram obosit abia venit de la servici. Deodata, bate cineva la usa: cioc! cioc! cioc! Cine crezi ca era??? Angelina Jolie!!!
- Si ce ai facut?
- Am luat-o, am dus-o in pat si dai si rupe-o si dai si rupe-o. M-a terminat si am zis: oricine mai vine acum ii inchid ca nu mai pot, sunt frant.
Dupa ceva timp, iar la usa: cioc! cioc! cioc!
Cine crezi ca era??? Naomi Campbell ! Si o iau si dai si rupe-o si rupe-o pana m-a terminat !! Si am zis: poa’ sa vina acum cea mai buna ca io ii inchid usa.
Dupa 10 minute iar bate la usa iar:cioc cioc cioc!
Cine crezi ca era???
- Cine mah???
- Pamela Anderson!!!
- Si ce ai facut mah??
- I-am inchis elegant usa!!!!
- Pai de ce mah??? de ce n-ai sunat si tu un prieten sa-l chemi??? de ce nu m-ai sunat pe mine mah???
- Te-am sunat mah!!!
- Cum, mai, m-ai sunat ?!
- Da, mai, dar mi-ai zis ca esti plecat in Olanda sa cumperi marar !
- Bai Mihnea, fii atent ce am visat aseara!!
- Ce, ma?
- Se facea ca nu ma lasa nevasta sa dorm.
- De ce?
- Vroia sa ma duc sa-i cumpar marar ca-i trebuie la 6 dimineata sa faca ciorba. Ma duc in piata, nu aveau marar. Ma duc la supermarket si le zic:
- Doamna, aveti marar???
- Nu.
- Nici macar o legatura???
- Nimic.
Ma duc la gara, ma sui in tren sa merg la Iasi la mama sa-i iau marar lu’ nebuna ca la 6 face ciorba.
Mama care are sera si se pricepe la marar imi zice:
- Bai Mihai, nu mai e marar in tara ! Nu mai exista ! Doar in Olanda mai e!
Ce sa fac, ce sa fac ? ce sa fac? era ora 4… ma duc la aeroport si ma sui la avion sa merg in olanda ca aia ma omoara daca nu face ciorba din cauza mea. Si dup-aia ma trezesc.
- Bah si eu am visat ceva interesant: ma trezesc in toiul noptii singur in pat. Eram obosit abia venit de la servici. Deodata, bate cineva la usa: cioc! cioc! cioc! Cine crezi ca era??? Angelina Jolie!!!
- Si ce ai facut?
- Am luat-o, am dus-o in pat si dai si rupe-o si dai si rupe-o. M-a terminat si am zis: oricine mai vine acum ii inchid ca nu mai pot, sunt frant.
Dupa ceva timp, iar la usa: cioc! cioc! cioc!
Cine crezi ca era??? Naomi Campbell ! Si o iau si dai si rupe-o si rupe-o pana m-a terminat !! Si am zis: poa’ sa vina acum cea mai buna ca io ii inchid usa.
Dupa 10 minute iar bate la usa iar:cioc cioc cioc!
Cine crezi ca era???
- Cine mah???
- Pamela Anderson!!!
- Si ce ai facut mah??
- I-am inchis elegant usa!!!!
- Pai de ce mah??? de ce n-ai sunat si tu un prieten sa-l chemi??? de ce nu m-ai sunat pe mine mah???
- Te-am sunat mah!!!
- Cum, mai, m-ai sunat ?!
- Da, mai, dar mi-ai zis ca esti plecat in Olanda sa cumperi marar !
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melodia zilei
Sean Kingston - There's Nothing
Sean Kingston!
Aha! Hey! The DEY.
(Juelz Santana:)
I'm looking like feeling like acting like money
she looking like feeling like acting like she want me
she got what I feel for, acting like a junkie
got me buzzing like bee,
you know I'm after that honey
I got my eye on her, I cant keep it off her
She got her eye on me she can't keep it off me
Bad little shawty, now I know how Laura Hill felt
cause she killing me softly, ya dig!
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
The first night me meet her
Yes me senorita me never want to leave her no
Because the gal look sweet an nothing compare how sweet
And me really want to take her home
Cos she look nice and is a one of a kind
When me look up in her eyes then she got me mesmerised
Picture perfect like a Kodak moment
When she kiss me goodnight and she feelin’ up on me
We been there from the jump, never front, never stunt
Never done what a average girl done
And I can tell by her body language (aw)
She feels my emotions
And got me anxious
So that me type
me and me angel
And me really have to let her know (let me know)
She’s the woman of my life
Oh yes she sound bright
So please let the chorus go
(Elan:)
I Saw you from across the room
Looking so fly I gotta talk to you, yeah, yeah
It didn’t take a sec to see
That you’re the only one who wanna rescue me
I can’t lie, boy you’re my type of guy (aha)
And there’s nothing in this world that can stop me from loving you, stop stop me from lovin' you
(Sean Kingston:)
Girl you put me in a good mood
And me love the way you flex too (aou!)
We could chill girl, after school
Cos I ain’t trippin girl it’s up to you
And since then we’ve been inseperable
Cos I did everything to get next to you
Since day 1 you know I stay true
So ever since then it’s been me and my boo
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
(Juelz Santana:)
Let me talk to you. Ya dig!
You got something that's real
something I feel
something I trust
something I lust
there's something I want
it's no one like you, and it's no one like me
so it's nothing like us
She make me feel confortable
I make her feel wonderful
you the type of girl I wanna introduce my mother 2
and you don't listen to your friends
cause you know what I am
it aint a dream, but shawty is a ten
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
Aha! Hey! The DEY.
(Juelz Santana:)
I'm looking like feeling like acting like money
she looking like feeling like acting like she want me
she got what I feel for, acting like a junkie
got me buzzing like bee,
you know I'm after that honey
I got my eye on her, I cant keep it off her
She got her eye on me she can't keep it off me
Bad little shawty, now I know how Laura Hill felt
cause she killing me softly, ya dig!
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
The first night me meet her
Yes me senorita me never want to leave her no
Because the gal look sweet an nothing compare how sweet
And me really want to take her home
Cos she look nice and is a one of a kind
When me look up in her eyes then she got me mesmerised
Picture perfect like a Kodak moment
When she kiss me goodnight and she feelin’ up on me
We been there from the jump, never front, never stunt
Never done what a average girl done
And I can tell by her body language (aw)
She feels my emotions
And got me anxious
So that me type
me and me angel
And me really have to let her know (let me know)
She’s the woman of my life
Oh yes she sound bright
So please let the chorus go
(Elan:)
I Saw you from across the room
Looking so fly I gotta talk to you, yeah, yeah
It didn’t take a sec to see
That you’re the only one who wanna rescue me
I can’t lie, boy you’re my type of guy (aha)
And there’s nothing in this world that can stop me from loving you, stop stop me from lovin' you
(Sean Kingston:)
Girl you put me in a good mood
And me love the way you flex too (aou!)
We could chill girl, after school
Cos I ain’t trippin girl it’s up to you
And since then we’ve been inseperable
Cos I did everything to get next to you
Since day 1 you know I stay true
So ever since then it’s been me and my boo
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
(Juelz Santana:)
Let me talk to you. Ya dig!
You got something that's real
something I feel
something I trust
something I lust
there's something I want
it's no one like you, and it's no one like me
so it's nothing like us
She make me feel confortable
I make her feel wonderful
you the type of girl I wanna introduce my mother 2
and you don't listen to your friends
cause you know what I am
it aint a dream, but shawty is a ten
CHORUS
(Sean Kingston:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another girl that could satisfy my needs
(Elan:)
There's nothing in this world
there's not another boy that can make me feel so sweet, yeah!
(Sean Kingston:)
Cos me love her so right
when she hold me so tight, and she kiss me goodnight (aha, aha)
(Elan:)
Cos he fills up my life
Like a star, he shines bright
Boy, come with me now
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