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Trei moldoveni la oras se intalnesc dupa o perioada de timp pentru a-si impartasi experientele.
M1: Ce bine era la tara,ma! Pe jos scandurile erau drepte si puteam linistit sa merg dintr-un capat in altu’al camerei. Aici la oras ametesc sa tot urmaresc sipcile alea mici de pe jos.
M2: In fiecare seara cand vin acasa trebuie sa scol din somn trei vecini pentru ca pe lift scrie:”Numai pentru patru persoane!”
M3: Eu sunt cel mai napastuit. De fiecare data cand mi se facea sete acasa ma duceam la cismea si beam dupa pofta. Acum ma duc, trag de funie si pana sa pun gura la apa se si termina si trebuie sa astept iar sa se umple galeata, iar trag de funie, dar tot asa patesc!
M1: Ce bine era la tara,ma! Pe jos scandurile erau drepte si puteam linistit sa merg dintr-un capat in altu’al camerei. Aici la oras ametesc sa tot urmaresc sipcile alea mici de pe jos.
M2: In fiecare seara cand vin acasa trebuie sa scol din somn trei vecini pentru ca pe lift scrie:”Numai pentru patru persoane!”
M3: Eu sunt cel mai napastuit. De fiecare data cand mi se facea sete acasa ma duceam la cismea si beam dupa pofta. Acum ma duc, trag de funie si pana sa pun gura la apa se si termina si trebuie sa astept iar sa se umple galeata, iar trag de funie, dar tot asa patesc!
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“Daca nu crezi ca fiecare zi e frumoasa incearca sa pierzi una”
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Bon Jovi - Always
This romeo is bleeding
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are mine
To say to you till the end of time
Yeah, I will love you baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
If you told me to cry for you
I could
If you told me to die for you
I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well, there ain't no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
But you can't see his blood
It's nothing but some feelings
That this old dog kicked up
It's been raining since you left me
Now I'm drowning in the flood
You see I've always been a fighter
But without you I give up
I can't sing a love song
Like the way it's meant to be
Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore
But baby, that's just me
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life
Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry
One that made you have to say goodbye
What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
To touch your lips, to hold you near
When you say your prayers try to understand
I've made mistakes, I'm just a man
When he holds you close, when he pulls you near
When he says the words you've been needing to hear
I'll wish I was him 'cause those words are mine
To say to you till the end of time
Yeah, I will love you baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
If you told me to cry for you
I could
If you told me to die for you
I would
Take a look at my face
There's no price I won't pay
To say these words to you
Well, there ain't no luck
In these loaded dice
But baby if you give me just one more try
We can pack up our old dreams
And our old lives
We'll find a place where the sun still shines
And I will love you, baby - Always
And I'll be there forever and a day - Always
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind
And I'll love you - Always
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Panda va ureaza "Paste fericit!" in compania celor dragi si fie ca Lumina Sfanta a Invierii sa va faca mai buni si mai darnici....
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ca sa nu ziceti ca fac reclama doar la Vodafone si Cosmote... uitati si o reclama de la Orange...
am si o parodie :p
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Regina Spektor - Hotel Song
Come in, come in
Come into my world I've got to show
Show show you
Come into my bed
I've got to know
Know know you
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my fool
Will never be my fool
Floaters in my eyes
Wake up in an hotel room
Cigarettes and lies
I am a child, it's too soon
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my fool
Will never be my fool
A little bag of cocaine
A little bag of cocaine
So who's the girl wearing my dress
I figured out her number
Inside a paper napkin
But I don't know her address I wade downstairs
The porter smiles to me a smile
I've bought
With a couple of gold coins
A sign that I've been caught
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my dear
Will never be my dear, dear friend
Dear dear friend, dear dear friend...
A little bag of cocaine
A little bag of cocaine
So who's the girl wearing my dress
I figured out her number
Inside a paper napkin
But I don't know her address
Come in, come in
Come into my world I've got to show
Show show you
Come into my bed
I've got to know
Know know you
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my dear
Will never be my dear, dear friend
Dear dear friend, dear dear friend...
Come into my world I've got to show
Show show you
Come into my bed
I've got to know
Know know you
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my fool
Will never be my fool
Floaters in my eyes
Wake up in an hotel room
Cigarettes and lies
I am a child, it's too soon
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my fool
Will never be my fool
A little bag of cocaine
A little bag of cocaine
So who's the girl wearing my dress
I figured out her number
Inside a paper napkin
But I don't know her address I wade downstairs
The porter smiles to me a smile
I've bought
With a couple of gold coins
A sign that I've been caught
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my dear
Will never be my dear, dear friend
Dear dear friend, dear dear friend...
A little bag of cocaine
A little bag of cocaine
So who's the girl wearing my dress
I figured out her number
Inside a paper napkin
But I don't know her address
Come in, come in
Come into my world I've got to show
Show show you
Come into my bed
I've got to know
Know know you
I have dreams of orca whales and owls
But I wake up in fear
You will never be my
You will never be my dear
Will never be my dear, dear friend
Dear dear friend, dear dear friend...
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Club de liga 1, cu problema UEFA rezolvata vindem la licitatie on-line meci contra celei mai mizerabile pretendente la titlu din istoria fotbalului romanesc. Criterii de eligibilitate: patron cu cel putin 1 tun imobliar in valoare de minim 1 mil $ la activ, cunostinte avansate in programe de comanda gen Microsoft Button 0.3, Refree Blinder 2008 sau FRF Godfather Payment ( inclusiv Lupescu Patch 1.1), IQ maxim admis=11. Cunoasterea dialectelor gen "pac-pac" "beeeiii hahalero" etc. nu e obligatorie insa poate fi un avantaj.
Licitatie se incheie pe data de 03.05.2008, orele 17:00 (pentru a avea timp sa fie informati toti factorii necesari
Pentru detalii accesati www.e-vanzari-meciuri.ro sau trimiteti e-mail la muc_cel_mic@dinamo.ro.
Pentru eventuale medieri in caz de litigii: mitica.dragomir@jilava.ro.
Rugam seriozitate"
Licitatie se incheie pe data de 03.05.2008, orele 17:00 (pentru a avea timp sa fie informati toti factorii necesari
Pentru detalii accesati www.e-vanzari-meciuri.ro sau trimiteti e-mail la muc_cel_mic@dinamo.ro.
Pentru eventuale medieri in caz de litigii: mitica.dragomir@jilava.ro.
Rugam seriozitate"
via Dinamo-Online
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Doctorul Ionescu s-a culcat cu una dintre pacientele lui si se simtea vinovat de multa vreme. Oricat de mult a incercat sa uite aceasta intamplare, nu reusea. Era mereu coplesit de sentimentul de vina si de tradare a juramantului profesional. Din cand in cand auzea acea voce calma, din interiorul lui, care-i spunea: 'Nu te mai stresa; nu esti primul medic care s-a culcat cu o pacienta si nu vei fi nici ultimul. Si esti burlac. Asa ca asta e ... Dar, invariabil, o alta voce il readucea la realitate: 'Ionescule, nu uita ca esti medic veterinar ..'
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Axwell - Watch The Sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you
And watch the sunrise
Every time I see the sunset in your eyes
Words can not express the feeling deep inside
Your fire gives me sweet inspiration
When the morning comes
You bring life like a sunrise, sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (with you)
And watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (to feel you)
And watch the sunrise
Every time I feel the pressure start to rise
Heaven only knows the way you've satisfied
Your fire gives me sweet consolation
And when the morning comes
You bring life like a sunrise, sunrise
Watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (with you)
And watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (to feel you)
And watch the sunrise
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you
And watch the sunrise
Every time I see the sunset in your eyes
Words can not express the feeling deep inside
Your fire gives me sweet inspiration
When the morning comes
You bring life like a sunrise, sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (with you)
And watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (to feel you)
And watch the sunrise
Every time I feel the pressure start to rise
Heaven only knows the way you've satisfied
Your fire gives me sweet consolation
And when the morning comes
You bring life like a sunrise, sunrise
Watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (with you)
And watch the sunrise
There's nothing more that I want
Than to touch you
To seek truth
In your eyes
The only thing that I want
Is to be with you (to feel you)
And watch the sunrise
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"Daca iti doresti fructul, trebuie sa te urci in copac." Thomas Fuller
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In padurea cu alune, aveau casa trei pitici. Vine pupaza si spune: - Simptomatic, idiosincrazia dilematica îsi reverbereaza atenuant ecourile absconse protoarmonice din spatele semitranscendent si disonant al obscurantismului incandescent de sorginte medievala, capsulând filonul crepuscular sincretic si aluziv metempsihotic al transmigratiei alchimice înspre circumvolutiunile interioare ale epocii istorice care tind sa formeze adevarate supape paleontologice înspre propensiunea paradigmelor de orientare paseista. ... Pupaza a fost ucisa cu bestialitate de cei trei pitici.
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O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.
El: - Cat costa?
Ea: - 50 Euro.
O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta... a treia noapte la fel... In a patra noapte... fata se uita la el si il intreaba:
- Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti? ca parca te cunosc
El: - Din Romania.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?
El: - Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!
El: - Coincidenta s-o crezi tu... Mi-a dat tactu' 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!
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O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.
El: - Cat costa?
Ea: - 50 Euro.
O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta... a treia noapte la fel... In a patra noapte... fata se uita la el si il intreaba:
- Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti? ca parca te cunosc
El: - Din Romania.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?
El: - Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: - Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!
El: - Coincidenta s-o crezi tu... Mi-a dat tactu' 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!
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Robbie Williams - Strong
My breath smells of a thousand fags
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the païn
You don't have to take the blame
And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
I've started to dress a bit like him
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but without the make up
And that's a good line to take it to
The bridge
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
My bed's full of takeaways and fantasies
Of easy lays
The pause button's broke on my video
And is this real cos I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey Ricki Lake
Teach me things I don't need to know
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And it's starting to show so before
I'm old I'll confess
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
If I did it all again I'd be a nun
The rain was never cold when I was young
I'm still young we're still young
Life's too short to be afraid
Step inside the sun
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
And you know and you know
Cos my life's a mess
And I'm trying to grow
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
You think that I'm strong you're wrong
You're wrong
I'll sing my song my song my song
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the pain
You don't have to take the blame
Life's too short to be afraid
So take a pill to numb the païn
You don't have to take the blame
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... tuturor gigeilor gicutzelor, giorgianilor, giorgianelor, ghitza[te-astept diseara la portita], gica, george[dubluve tufish], georgeta, gheorghe, ghiorghitza... si alte derivate d-astea... Ahh.. si cel mai important.. La multi ani shefu... astept concediu :-"
... Chyu !! nah.. ca acum ai si tu 20 de ani :p uite.. special pt tine.. urmatoarea melodie:
... Chyu !! nah.. ca acum ai si tu 20 de ani :p uite.. special pt tine.. urmatoarea melodie:
Simple Plan - What if
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Noaptea,inainte de examen.In apartamentul profesorului suna telefonul pe la 3.
Cu o voce iritata acesta raspunde:- Da!
- Dormi?
- Bineinteles ca dorm!
-...si noi invatam, tuz m***i m*-tii !.....
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Morandi - Love me
1.Love me,cause inside i'm slowly dyin,
Call me,don't you know that my heart is cryin',
And look into my eyes,you will find sadness and lonelyness,
Just look inside my soul,
i'm feelin' so empty,empty........
R2:anyone.......saaadness...anyone sadness
heeee yaaaaaa..feel.......
2.Love me,cause inside i'm slowly dyin',
call me,don't you know that my heart is cryin,
Love me,cause inside i'm slowly dyin
call me don't you know that my heart is cryin'
R:and look into my eyes you will find sadness and lonelyness
Just look inside my soul,i'm feelin so empty...empty...
R2:anyone.....saadness....anyone saadness....
hee yaaaa.....feel
anyone....sadness....anyone sadness.....
R:and look into my eyes...
and look ïnto my eyes...
LOVE MEEEEEEEE!LOVEEEEE MEEEEE!
Call me,don't you know that my heart is cryin',
And look into my eyes,you will find sadness and lonelyness,
Just look inside my soul,
i'm feelin' so empty,empty........
R2:anyone.......saaadness...anyone sadness
heeee yaaaaaa..feel.......
2.Love me,cause inside i'm slowly dyin',
call me,don't you know that my heart is cryin,
Love me,cause inside i'm slowly dyin
call me don't you know that my heart is cryin'
R:and look into my eyes you will find sadness and lonelyness
Just look inside my soul,i'm feelin so empty...empty...
R2:anyone.....saadness....anyone saadness....
hee yaaaa.....feel
anyone....sadness....anyone sadness.....
R:and look into my eyes...
and look ïnto my eyes...
LOVE MEEEEEEEE!LOVEEEEE MEEEEE!
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"Numai facand sport in fiecare zi poti muri sanatos." (Vasile Ghica)
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Un bărbat lua micul dejun la ora 8 dimineaţa, un sandvis si o cafea, când vede trecand pe strada o procesiune de înmormântare foarte neobisnuită.
Un sicriu negru mare era urmat la cativa pasi de un alt sicriu negru mare.
În spatele celui de-al doilea sicriu mergea un bărbat solitar cu un imens câine pitbull tinut in lesa. În spatele lor mergeau insiruiti aproximativ 200 bărbati tristi.
Privitorul nu a putut să-si stăpânească curiozitatea, s-a apropiat de bărbatul care ducea câinele si l-a intrebat:
- Domnule, stiu că este un moment foarte nepotrivit să vă deranjez, dar ce tragedie s-a intamplat. A cui este înmormântarea?
Bărbatul a răspuns:
- Ei bine, în primul sicriu se află soţia mea.
- Ce a pătit?
-Câinele meu a atacat-o si a omorât-o.
- Si cine se află în al doilea sicriu?
- Soacra mea. Ea încerca să o ajute pe sotia mea, dar câinele s-a repezit si la ea si a omorât-o.
A trecut un moment solemn de liniste între cei doi bărbati.
- Domnule, pot să vă cer împrumut câinele?
- Sigur ca da... asezati-va si dvs la coadă...
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Doua blonde stau de vorba.
Prima: Ai auzit ca ungurii o au cea mai lunga?
A doua: Ai auzit ca mexicanii o au cea mai groasa?
Bula prin apropiere se opreste si asculta discutia. Una din blonde il
observa si il intreaba: Tu cine mai esti?
Bula: Szabo Gonzales
Un sicriu negru mare era urmat la cativa pasi de un alt sicriu negru mare.
În spatele celui de-al doilea sicriu mergea un bărbat solitar cu un imens câine pitbull tinut in lesa. În spatele lor mergeau insiruiti aproximativ 200 bărbati tristi.
Privitorul nu a putut să-si stăpânească curiozitatea, s-a apropiat de bărbatul care ducea câinele si l-a intrebat:
- Domnule, stiu că este un moment foarte nepotrivit să vă deranjez, dar ce tragedie s-a intamplat. A cui este înmormântarea?
Bărbatul a răspuns:
- Ei bine, în primul sicriu se află soţia mea.
- Ce a pătit?
-Câinele meu a atacat-o si a omorât-o.
- Si cine se află în al doilea sicriu?
- Soacra mea. Ea încerca să o ajute pe sotia mea, dar câinele s-a repezit si la ea si a omorât-o.
A trecut un moment solemn de liniste între cei doi bărbati.
- Domnule, pot să vă cer împrumut câinele?
- Sigur ca da... asezati-va si dvs la coadă...
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Doua blonde stau de vorba.
Prima: Ai auzit ca ungurii o au cea mai lunga?
A doua: Ai auzit ca mexicanii o au cea mai groasa?
Bula prin apropiere se opreste si asculta discutia. Una din blonde il
observa si il intreaba: Tu cine mai esti?
Bula: Szabo Gonzales
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Reamonn - Alright
Wipe those tears away from your eyes
Just take my hand you don?t have to cry it'll be allright
I'll make it allright
Don't let the world get you down
Reach for the love that's all around
It'll be allright baby we'll make it allright
I'll pick you up when you're feeling down
I'll put your feet back on solid ground
I'll pick you up and I'll make you strong
I'll make you feel like you still belong
Cause it's allright, yeah it's allright let me make it allright, make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
Sometimes the words well their just not enough
Afraid of feeling and in need of love
To make it allright, baby, I'll make it allright
Where will you run to where will you hide
I know the pain comes from deep down inside but
it'll be allright baby we'll make it allright Baby
Let me make it allright, Make it allright
Let me make it allright, Make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonight
I'll pick you up when you're feeling down
I'll put your feet back on solid ground
I'll pick you up and I'll make you strong
I'll make you feel like you still belong
Cause it's allright, yeah it's allright let me make it allright, make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonïght.
Just take my hand you don?t have to cry it'll be allright
I'll make it allright
Don't let the world get you down
Reach for the love that's all around
It'll be allright baby we'll make it allright
I'll pick you up when you're feeling down
I'll put your feet back on solid ground
I'll pick you up and I'll make you strong
I'll make you feel like you still belong
Cause it's allright, yeah it's allright let me make it allright, make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
Sometimes the words well their just not enough
Afraid of feeling and in need of love
To make it allright, baby, I'll make it allright
Where will you run to where will you hide
I know the pain comes from deep down inside but
it'll be allright baby we'll make it allright Baby
Let me make it allright, Make it allright
Let me make it allright, Make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonight
I'll pick you up when you're feeling down
I'll put your feet back on solid ground
I'll pick you up and I'll make you strong
I'll make you feel like you still belong
Cause it's allright, yeah it's allright let me make it allright, make it allright
Stay with me tonight, stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonight
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, yeah it's allright
It's allright, Stay with me tonïght.
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Un turist, intr-un sat din Apuseni:
- Bade, da' inapoiati mai sunteti, in satul asta nici curent electric nu aveti! Macar pot cumpara niste branza de oaie de la careva de p-aici? Poti sa-mi dai adresa?
- No apai cum nu, domnule, ci numai noteaz-o matale: www.branzadeoaie.ro
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Un tip beat la un bar cere la chelner sa ii serveasca 3 cafele. - Trei cafele? - Da, una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta. A doua zi, acelas tip beat cere la acelasi chelner: - Trei cafele.. - Trei? - Da .. TREI. una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta. Chelnerul nu a mai putut sa se abtina, a sarit peste masa si l-a snopit in bataie pe betivan. O zi mai tarziu, apare tipul plin de vinatai la bar.Chelnerul ironic il intreaba: - Trei cafele? - Nu - Raspunde betivanul- Doar doua: una pentru mine si una pentru ma-ta. Pentru tine nu, ca pe tine te agita. !!!
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o tipa la doctor: dom' doctor am o mancarime intre degetele de la picioare..
doc. : ia sa vedem, intre care?
tipa: intre cele doua degete mari...
- Bade, da' inapoiati mai sunteti, in satul asta nici curent electric nu aveti! Macar pot cumpara niste branza de oaie de la careva de p-aici? Poti sa-mi dai adresa?
- No apai cum nu, domnule, ci numai noteaz-o matale: www.branzadeoaie.ro
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Un tip beat la un bar cere la chelner sa ii serveasca 3 cafele. - Trei cafele? - Da, una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta. A doua zi, acelas tip beat cere la acelasi chelner: - Trei cafele.. - Trei? - Da .. TREI. una pentru mine, una pentru tine si alta pentru ma-ta. Chelnerul nu a mai putut sa se abtina, a sarit peste masa si l-a snopit in bataie pe betivan. O zi mai tarziu, apare tipul plin de vinatai la bar.Chelnerul ironic il intreaba: - Trei cafele? - Nu - Raspunde betivanul- Doar doua: una pentru mine si una pentru ma-ta. Pentru tine nu, ca pe tine te agita. !!!
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o tipa la doctor: dom' doctor am o mancarime intre degetele de la picioare..
doc. : ia sa vedem, intre care?
tipa: intre cele doua degete mari...
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Inchiriez casute la munte situate in Sirnea,primul sat turistic din România, intr-un spaţiu montan,feeric, la poalele zânei Munţilor, Piatra Craiului la o altitudine de 1250 m, acces cu masina, zona linistita,vedere la Piatra Craiului si Muntii Bucegi spectaculara.
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Martijn Ten Velden - I Wish You Would
This is the morning after the night before
I'm laying on my bed and I want more
And if you're asking me to stay with you
If you want me here I'll stay with you
Won't you have me have my way with you
Won't you ask me to lay with you
By the way I wish you would, just ask me...
By the way I wish you would, I wish you would
Come and play, I wish you could, I wish you could
By the way I wish you would, I wish you would
Be with me
It's you I want...
I'm laying on my bed and I want more
And if you're asking me to stay with you
If you want me here I'll stay with you
Won't you have me have my way with you
Won't you ask me to lay with you
By the way I wish you would, just ask me...
By the way I wish you would, I wish you would
Come and play, I wish you could, I wish you could
By the way I wish you would, I wish you would
Be with me
It's you I want...
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Voltaj - Albinutza
Refren:
E atat de scurta vara
Si e plin de flori
Te inconjoara si te-agatza cu parfumul lor
Din floare-n floare ca o albinutza vrei sa zbori
E atat de scurta vara asta
Si e plin de flori.
I:
Iubita mea are un crin
Il tine jos la mezzanine
Si vrea s-aduc muscata mea
Sa experimentam ceva.
Imi spune ce mult i-a placut
Ca n-a polenizat de mult
Si imi sopteste c-ar mai vrea
Muscata mea.
Refren:..
II:
Din nebunia de culori
Vreau sa aleg si alte flori
Cu o mimoza as incerca
Sa experimentez ceva.
Sa nu mai fie asa timida
Cand o ating sa se deschida
Si sa-sï doreasca langa ea
Muscata mea.
Refren:..
E atat de scurta vara
Si e plin de flori
Te inconjoara si te-agatza cu parfumul lor
Din floare-n floare ca o albinutza vrei sa zbori
E atat de scurta vara asta
Si e plin de flori.
I:
Iubita mea are un crin
Il tine jos la mezzanine
Si vrea s-aduc muscata mea
Sa experimentam ceva.
Imi spune ce mult i-a placut
Ca n-a polenizat de mult
Si imi sopteste c-ar mai vrea
Muscata mea.
Refren:..
II:
Din nebunia de culori
Vreau sa aleg si alte flori
Cu o mimoza as incerca
Sa experimentez ceva.
Sa nu mai fie asa timida
Cand o ating sa se deschida
Si sa-sï doreasca langa ea
Muscata mea.
Refren:..
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melodia zilei
Daca oamenii-ar privi spre cer, intr-o zi de mai
Ar vedea pe-o sarma doi nebuni, pasind imbratisati...
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Pe un imas isi pasteau oile trei ciobanei, cu trei turme de miei. Unul moldovean, unul vrincean si altul ungurean. Stateau ei rezemati in bate si discutau teme majore ale civilizatiei mondiale... Vine vorba de limbi straine.
Baciul moldovean:
- Parerea mea este ca cea mai grea limba este limba engleza. Uite, de exemplu, ei scriu Shakespeare si citesc "sheikspir".
Spune si baciul vrincean:
- Aiurea, cea mai grea limba este franceza! Ei scriu Baudelaire si citesc "bodler".
Baciul ungurean nu rabda si sare si el:
- Cum pote la voi se vorbeste ase? Voi ce fel de rumuni esti? Cel mai greu limbe este rumuneste... In rumuneste se scrii Cabana "Valea Muresului", dar se citesti "keskemet domokos polvon"...
Baciul moldovean:
- Parerea mea este ca cea mai grea limba este limba engleza. Uite, de exemplu, ei scriu Shakespeare si citesc "sheikspir".
Spune si baciul vrincean:
- Aiurea, cea mai grea limba este franceza! Ei scriu Baudelaire si citesc "bodler".
Baciul ungurean nu rabda si sare si el:
- Cum pote la voi se vorbeste ase? Voi ce fel de rumuni esti? Cel mai greu limbe este rumuneste... In rumuneste se scrii Cabana "Valea Muresului", dar se citesti "keskemet domokos polvon"...
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Richard Marks - Right here waiting
Oceans apart day after day
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I took for granted, all the times
That I though would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me goin' CrAzY
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I'm with you
I'll take the chance
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me goin' cRaZy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waitïng for you....
And I slowly go insane
I hear your voice on the line
But it doesn't stop the pain
If I see you next to never
How can we say forever
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I took for granted, all the times
That I though would last somehow
I hear the laughter, I taste the tears
But I can't get near you now
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me goin' CrAzY
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waiting for you
I wonder how we can survive
This romance
But in the end if I'm with you
I'll take the chance
Oh, can't you see it baby
You've got me goin' cRaZy
Wherever you go
Whatever you do
I will be right here waiting for you
Whatever it takes
Or how my heart breaks
I will be right here waitïng for you....
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"Lumea aceasta trebuie sa fie oricum, numai asa cum e nu. " (Emil Cioran)
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Soţ si soţie la poarta Raiului. Sf Petru le repartizează un bungalow pe o plajă perfectă:
- Aveţi teren de golf şi tenis şi daca vă e foame, puteţi merge la oricare din barurile din apropiere. Totul e gratis.
Soţul catre soţie:
- Ai văzut?! Dacă nu erai tu cu tărâţele tale şi fulgi şi fibre... puteam ajunge aici acum 10 ani!
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Cica trei prieteni, care nu se mai vazusera de atatia ani, se intalnesc intamplator in fata unei scoli de soferi. Din vorba in vorba isi dau seama ca fiecare isi astepta consoarta sa-si termine ora de conducere auto. Primul zise suparat: - Sotia mea a inceput scoala de o saptamana si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, pune mana pe "manivela" si incepe :"inainte, inapoi,inainte,inapoi" de nu pot sa dorm toata noaptea. Al doilea zise si el negru de suparare: - Asta nu-i nimic, a mea a inceput scoala de o luna si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, pune mana pe "manivela" si incepe: "intaia, a doua, a treia, a patra". La marsarier, cel putin, imi vine sa-mi iau campii. Al treilea , daramat de tot, se uita la ei si zise: - Sunteti mici copii! A mea a inceput scoala de doua luni si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, se intoarce cu fundul la mine si zice "Plinul, va rog !"
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Gheorghe si Ion se intilnesc pe strada:
-Ba Ioane,eu saptamana viitoare ma duc la facultate ma sa ma cultiv !
-Bine ma Gheorghe ma du-te,eu nu pot ca trebuie sa merg la munca sa-mi intretin familia.
Se intilnesc dupa o saptamana si Gheorghe ii arata o poza si il intreaba pe Ion
-Ba tu stii cine e asta?
-Nu stiu ba!
-E Eminescu ma da tu n-ai de unde sa stii da eu stiu ca sant la facultate !
Dupa 2 saptamini Gheorghe vine cu alta poza si intreaba iara :
-Ba tu stii cine e asta?
-Nu stiu ba de unde sa stiu !
-E Ion Creanga ba,da tu n-ai de unde sa stii ca tu nu mergi la facultate !
Peste doua saptamini cind se intilnesc iar scoate Ion o poza i-o arata lu Gheorghe si il intreaba:
-Ba da tu stii cine e asta?
Se uita Gheorghe la poza atent si zice:
-Ba ..sa stii ca nu stiu,de asta n-am invatat la facultate !!
-Asta o **** pe nevasta-ta, da tu n-ai de unde sa stii ca tu esti la facultate !-zice Ion.
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Bula la scoala: - Doamna profesoara, am prins 2 iepuri - Vii? - Vii! - Presupun ca a fost greu! Cum i-ai prins? Cu o capcana? - Nu, regulandu-se!
- Aveţi teren de golf şi tenis şi daca vă e foame, puteţi merge la oricare din barurile din apropiere. Totul e gratis.
Soţul catre soţie:
- Ai văzut?! Dacă nu erai tu cu tărâţele tale şi fulgi şi fibre... puteam ajunge aici acum 10 ani!
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Cica trei prieteni, care nu se mai vazusera de atatia ani, se intalnesc intamplator in fata unei scoli de soferi. Din vorba in vorba isi dau seama ca fiecare isi astepta consoarta sa-si termine ora de conducere auto. Primul zise suparat: - Sotia mea a inceput scoala de o saptamana si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, pune mana pe "manivela" si incepe :"inainte, inapoi,inainte,inapoi" de nu pot sa dorm toata noaptea. Al doilea zise si el negru de suparare: - Asta nu-i nimic, a mea a inceput scoala de o luna si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, pune mana pe "manivela" si incepe: "intaia, a doua, a treia, a patra". La marsarier, cel putin, imi vine sa-mi iau campii. Al treilea , daramat de tot, se uita la ei si zise: - Sunteti mici copii! A mea a inceput scoala de doua luni si de atunci in fiecare noapte se trezeste, se intoarce cu fundul la mine si zice "Plinul, va rog !"
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Gheorghe si Ion se intilnesc pe strada:
-Ba Ioane,eu saptamana viitoare ma duc la facultate ma sa ma cultiv !
-Bine ma Gheorghe ma du-te,eu nu pot ca trebuie sa merg la munca sa-mi intretin familia.
Se intilnesc dupa o saptamana si Gheorghe ii arata o poza si il intreaba pe Ion
-Ba tu stii cine e asta?
-Nu stiu ba!
-E Eminescu ma da tu n-ai de unde sa stii da eu stiu ca sant la facultate !
Dupa 2 saptamini Gheorghe vine cu alta poza si intreaba iara :
-Ba tu stii cine e asta?
-Nu stiu ba de unde sa stiu !
-E Ion Creanga ba,da tu n-ai de unde sa stii ca tu nu mergi la facultate !
Peste doua saptamini cind se intilnesc iar scoate Ion o poza i-o arata lu Gheorghe si il intreaba:
-Ba da tu stii cine e asta?
Se uita Gheorghe la poza atent si zice:
-Ba ..sa stii ca nu stiu,de asta n-am invatat la facultate !!
-Asta o **** pe nevasta-ta, da tu n-ai de unde sa stii ca tu esti la facultate !-zice Ion.
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Bula la scoala: - Doamna profesoara, am prins 2 iepuri - Vii? - Vii! - Presupun ca a fost greu! Cum i-ai prins? Cu o capcana? - Nu, regulandu-se!
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Lenny Kravitz - Again
I've been searching for you
I heard a cry within my soul
I've never had a yearning quite like this before
Know that you are walking right through my door
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
A sacred gift of heaven
For better worse, wherever
And I would never let somebody break you down
Until you cried, never
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
At every time I've always known
That you where there, upon your throne
A lonely queen without her king
I longed for you, my love forever
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you agaïn
I heard a cry within my soul
I've never had a yearning quite like this before
Know that you are walking right through my door
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
A sacred gift of heaven
For better worse, wherever
And I would never let somebody break you down
Until you cried, never
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
At every time I've always known
That you where there, upon your throne
A lonely queen without her king
I longed for you, my love forever
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
All of my life
Where have you been
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
I wonder if I'll ever see you agaïn
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"Cautam ceea ce fuge de noi si fugim de ceea ce ne cauta." Henri-Frederic Amiel
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O tiganca gravida. Ii vine sa nasca tocmai in mijlucul strazii. Se apropie un politai: "Doamna, va simtiti bine?" ...si tot asa incearca sa o incurajeze. "Hai, impinge, tare, acum, respira..." Vazand ca pruncul incearca sa isi faca aparitia, il incurajeaza si pe'asta: "Hai ma odata, nu mai sta! Iesi de acolo". Politaiul insa nu observase ca tiganca avea doi gemeni, si nu stia nici ce discutii au loc inauntru, pentru ca la un moment dat al mai mare dintre gemeni scoate capul si dupa ce il vede pe politist, intra repede la loc si ii zice lu' frate'so: "Ba, hai sa iesim prin spate, ca aici e politia!!!
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mama - Nikita
tatal - Rechinu'
baietii - Brigada A.M.
fata - Ralookas
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Enrique Iglesias - Somebody's me
You, do you remember me?,
Like, I remember you?
Do you spend your life, going back in your mind to that time?,
Cause I, I walk the streets alone,
I hate being on my own, and everyone can see that,
I really fell, and I'm going through hell.
Thinking about you with somebody else.
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody cant breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that one day you will see, that somebody's me.
That somebody's me. yeaa...
How, how did we go wrong?
It was so good, and now it's gone,
And I pray at night, that our path's soon will cross.
What we had, isn't lost.
Cause you are always right here in my thoughts..
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody can't breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that someday you will see,
That somebody's me. Oh yeah...
You will always be in my life, even if im not in your life.
Cause you're in my memory...
You, when you remember me?...
And before you set me free, oh listen please...
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody cant breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that someday you wïll see, that somebody's me.
That somebody's me.
Somebody's me...
That somebody's me...
That somebody's me...
Oh yeah...
si eu...
Like, I remember you?
Do you spend your life, going back in your mind to that time?,
Cause I, I walk the streets alone,
I hate being on my own, and everyone can see that,
I really fell, and I'm going through hell.
Thinking about you with somebody else.
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody cant breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that one day you will see, that somebody's me.
That somebody's me. yeaa...
How, how did we go wrong?
It was so good, and now it's gone,
And I pray at night, that our path's soon will cross.
What we had, isn't lost.
Cause you are always right here in my thoughts..
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody can't breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that someday you will see,
That somebody's me. Oh yeah...
You will always be in my life, even if im not in your life.
Cause you're in my memory...
You, when you remember me?...
And before you set me free, oh listen please...
Somebody wants you,
Somebody needs you.
Somebody dreams about you every single night.
Somebody cant breathe, without you it's lonely.
Somebody hopes that someday you wïll see, that somebody's me.
That somebody's me.
Somebody's me...
That somebody's me...
That somebody's me...
Oh yeah...
si eu...
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