Da... e adevarat... m-am intors din Road Trip. Urmeaza sa pun zilele astea un articol referitor la Road Trip dar mai am de lucru la el asa ca... putina rabdare nu strica. Nu stiu cat de mult mi-ati simtit lipsa.. asta ramane de vazut... :p . Cu ajutorul lui Lory, careia tin sa-i multumesc aici oficial pe blog, m-am facut si cu un logo nou pentru blog. Sper sa va placa... daca nu.. asta e :p

NOTA de la Directorul General catre Directorii
Executivi :

"Astazi, la ora 11, va fi o eclipsa totala de soare,
care va fi observabila timp de doua minute. Avand in
vedere ca acesta este un eveniment rar si cu totul
deosebit, se permite tuturor angajatilor observarea
eclipsei din parcarea firmei intre orele 10 :30 si
11:30, unde vom oferi si o scurta explicatie despre
dinamica eclipselor. ?Celor care doresc sa observe
eclipsa le vor fi distribuiti ochelari de protectie,
la un pret minim."

NOTA de la Directorii Executivi catre Sefii de Sectii:

"Astazi intre orele 10:30 si 11:30 toti salariatii se
vor intalni in parcare. Va urma o eclipsa totala de
soare, care va dispare timp de doua minute. In
schimbul unei sume minime, se poate proteja vederea,
cumparand o pereche de ochelari speciali pentru
eclipsa. Directorul general va tine o scurta
cuvantare, prin care ne va da anumite explicatii.
?Acest lucru nu se petrece in fiecare zi si este un
eveniment foarte important."


NOTA de la unul din Sefii de Sectie catre Seful de
Sector :

"Azi Directorul General va tine o cuvantare despre
eclipsa, timp in care va face sa dispara soarele timp
de doua minute. Acesta este un lucru care nu se poate
vedea in fiecare zi, asa ca toata lumea sa mearga in
parcare incepind de pe la 10, pina pe la 11. In
schimbul unei mici sume de bani, veti avea ochelari de
protectie."

NOTA de la Seful de Sector catre Seful de Echipa :

"Vreo 10 sau 11 persoane sa mearga in parcare, unde
Directorul General va tine o eclipsa de soare timp de
doua minute. Acest lucru n-o sa se intimple in fiecare
zi si cei care iesiti, sa aveti niste bani pregatiti,
pentru ca o sa va coste. Si sa aveti ochelarii cu
voi."

Seful de Echipa catre angajati :

"Cativa dintre cei care poarta ochelari, sa mearga in
parcare, ca sa vada cum dispare Directorul General
timp de doua minute. Daca vreti ca asta sa se intample
zilnic, trebuie sa strangem niste bani !"

Eminem-Without Me

[Intro - Obie Trice]
"Obie Trice. Real Name, No Gimmicks"

[Intro 1 2X]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..

[Intro 2]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back. Guess who's back;

[Verse 1]
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips, “Fuck That!”
Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie !!"

[Chorus 2X]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..

[Chorus 2X]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
"Hey" there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me..

[Chorus 2X]

Blogu' despre nimic ia o mica pauza de 2 saptamani asa ca in timpul asta sper sa nu uitati de el :D Dupa 1 an de munca, meritam si eu un concediu de 2 saptamani in care sa ma detasez de tot ce tine de internet. Sunt convins ca la intoarcerea mea, multe lucuri vor fi diferite, in a good way or in a bad way, asta ramane de vazut. Pana ma intorc, va invit sa vizitati articolele mai vechi de pe blogul meu si sa apelati cu incredere la sectiunea "etichete" si la arhiva blogului. Sigur o sa gasiti ceva p-acolo care v-a scapat. Uite, ca sa va vin in ajutor, am pegatit urmatoarele linkuri :