La început au dispărut obiecte, un creion, o cană, nişte pantaloni, o mătură. Le-am pierdut, s-a gândit. S-a speriat puţin când au dispărut primele gânduri, cel despre individualism şi mai ales unul frumos de tot despre o pisică, dar s-a obişnuit cu asta. La fel s-a obişnuit cu dispariţia emoţiilor, a fost fericit să nu se mai teamă, apoi a dispărut fericirea. Nu-mi trebuie prieteni, oricum nu mai ştiu să-i iubesc, şi-a spus când au dispărut oameni. Aşa că propria dispariţie nu l-a mirat defel.





Nota: textul nu-mi apartine, Ovidiu de pe Hatrrick.org e autorul. eu doar vi-l prezint si voua pentru ca mi s-a parut interesant

Chuck Norris can detect both the Higgs boson and the tehnicolor particles.

There is only one particle accelerator more powerfull than LHC: Chuck Norris. Particles just keep running from him, nearly at the speed of light.

Chuck Norris can kill Schrodinger’s cat for good.

Chuck Norris can produce a chain reaction out of any stable isotope just by roundhouse kicking it in the face.

The Higgs boson will be named “The Norris Particle”.

There is only one Higgs Boson, but after a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, it became a whole family.

Only Chuck Norris can run faster than the proton beam inside LHC.

Chuck Norris can change the spin of the protons with a single round-house kick.

Chuck Norris sucks black-holes dry, without the help of Hawking radiation!

Chuck Norris can swallow a whole beam of acccelerated particles just for cleaning his teeth.

The LHC was built when Chuck Norris accidentally performed a roundhouse kick at a subway station in Zurich.

13.7 billion years ago, Chuck Norris said: “Let there be Big-Bang”

No subquarks particles are known to exists because Chuck Norris didn’t roundhouse kick a quark. Yet. When he decide to do this, LHC will became useless in studying the new physics created by those particles.

There is no quadrupoles for controlling the proton beam at LHC. Chuck Norris simply stares at the protons and the Higgs boson pops out.

Only Chuck Norris can use the LHC ring to propose. Andromeda said yes, but Chuck Norris kicked her in the face and she was projected 2 millions light-years away.

LHC doesn’t bring the Apocalipse. Only Chuck Norris can do that.

There are no stable particles. Each and every particle exists as long as Chuck Norris looks at it.

Chuck Norris uses micro-black-holes created at CERN to cook spaghetti for himself. Out of anything.

Initially, neutrinos had no mass. But they prefer an encounter with Higgs boson rather than facing Chuck Norris.

The photon was a stationary particle once. Until Chuck Norris roundhouse kick it. Just ask a photon about his speed nowadays.

There are no gravitational waves. It’s just Chuck Norris inhaling and exhaling after a roundhouse kick.

There are no gluons holding the quarks inside hadrons. They are just sitting there, trying to hide from Chuck Norris.

Ever wonder where does the energy needed for LHC came from? They got it all when Chuck Norris blinked once.

Chuck Norris can inject neutral particles inside the LHC ring and detects whatever he wants, otherwise he will roundhouse kick you in the face with a force so powerfull that you would produce Higgs bosons instantly.

Incerca suflet.normal acum cateva saptamani sa ne prezinte campania romaneasca impotriva accidentelor auto, dar am gasit aseara ceva care cred ca ar avea un impact mai mare asupra vitezomanilor.

A video that makes you think... are you the favourite person of anybody ??

Un filmulet mai vechi, de prin 1999 care mi-a atras atentia si care mi-a placut. Acum il impart si cu voi.. sper sa va placa. Astept si reactii.

Cea mai lunga intrerupere de program de televiziune s-a intamplat in Anglia. BBC a oprit un desen animat cu Mickey Mouse, s-a anuntat ca a pornit al doilea razboi mondial, apoi peste sase ani au reluat filmul exact de acolo de unde s-a intrerupt

Albert Einstein a inceput sa vorbeasca de la varsta de 6 ani.

Ca sa devii astronaut american trebuie sa fii mai scund de 1.80 m.

Primul e-mail a fost trimis iin anul 1972.

Cea mai mare temperatura generata de om a fost de 70 de milioane de grade si s-a realizat in 1978 la Universitatea Princetown.

Firul de par uman poate sustine 3 kg.

Primul restaurant din lume unde puteai manca ramanand in masina a fost McDonald's din Sierra Vista - Arizona. A fost conceput pentru soltati, deoarece nu aveau voie sa intre in magazine in uniforma.

Autostrazile din SUA au fost concepute ca din cinci in cinci mile sa existe o portiune dreapta de circa o mila. Acolo pot ateriza la nevoie aeronavele.

Exista doua animale care pot vedea spatiul din spatele lor fara sa-si intoarca capul: iepurele si papagalul.

Omul moare mai repede din lipsa somnului decat a mancatului. Zece zile maximum rezista un om fara somn. Fara hrana chiar una-doua luni.

Creierul uman are capacitatea de stocare de 1 trilion de byte sau 1 164 153 gigabyte.

O vaca se imbata daca mananca prea multe mere. [ai grija pisi :))]

Canada este singura tara organizatoare de olimpiada, care n-a castigat nici o medalie de aur acasa.

Inca n-am aflat cati ursi panda sunt in imagine... tu cati vezi ?